A mine field
Troll 2
A unicorn rebellion
All the Twilight movies
A fussy teenager going through puberty
Burnt cookies
Spilled milk (although I may cry)
Locusts
Bad internet connections
10 years of being apart
Calculus
A midget uprising
Really bad jokes (including this one)
Nail breaking
Mosquitos
Moths
Explosive paint cans
Really badly singing babies (not our own of course)
A clown infestation
The discovery that light isn't the universal speed limit
The discovery that the kids got into something they shouldn't have
A black hole
A haircut
Mars
A flat tire
Spilled salt
Spilled salt in the already spilled milk
Baby barf
A failed test
A broken mirror
A ninja attack
A loss of forearms resulting in an inability to shave ones armpits
Utah
The big bang
A bad dinner (made by me)
A bad vacation
Lions, tigers, and bears (oh my)
Really bad sunday school lessons
Really boring speakers (dry counsel sundays...)
Lame concerts
Power outage
The universe collapsing resulting from neutrinos breaking the speed of light.
The list goes on!!
I love her more than anyone will ever understand. She is my Eve, my friend, my penguin. :)
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